Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Oscars 2013- Worst Dressed

Wow! This year's Oscars were a hit. However, some of the clothes were not. I will be publishing two post, one about the worst dresses and one about the best dressed. However, for now, I will be going over the worst dressed. There were many awful dresses, these are just the ones that stood out. One thing seems to be true for all of these ladies: they need a tailor!
 First off is Anne Hathaway. I just have one question, "Do you own a bra?" We should now refer to her as Anne Nippleway. Aside from that, the dress was way too young for her. The top of the dress is also cut in a very odd way.
 
Jacki Weaver looks like the evil Ursula herself. The shape is all wrong for her, and the top looks as though she went bare skin.
 
Now with Brandi Glanville's dress, I'm not sure if the top was made for someone else, because it does not fit her. Not to mention the bottom, is that tin-foil? One would assume so. I still cannot get over that ill fitted top, that is practically exposing her boobs.
 
Now I'm not sure what is worse about Heidi Klum's dress: the front or the back. The front shows way too much boob; and the back, well I'm not sure what to say about the back.
 
Helen Hunt did not look as though she was dressed for the Oscars. The dress is all wrinkly, which is a MAJOR fashion no no. She also should of asked for a tailors help, because the bottom needs some professional help.
Fan Bingbing- yet another ill fitted dress. The hemline is too short, and the top is just awkward.
                                               
I think Helena Bonham Cater's fabric on her dress had a brutal fight, and looks as though the ugly won. Not to mention, I think a bird or something of that sort was trapped in her hair and trying to find its way out.
                                                 
Jane Fonda resembles what looks like a lemon. This color is all to wrong for winter, her, or anyone. Oh, and not to mention that awkward sowing line down the middle.
                                                   
Melissa McCarthy- Where do I start? The dress is not flattering at all, the fabric looks cheap, and what is this that random black spot. The hair looks like a flashback to the 80s, but not in a good way.
                                                  
 Halle Berry- now I'm not sure if she was trying to spice up a prison cell uniform, but it did not work.
 
 Kelly Rowland - and it looks like we have another dress that the fabrics had a fight. The dress went in all shorts of directions, and it did not agree with her.
Nancy O'Dell's dress is rather strange with the top layer fabric coming together at the beginning of the slit.
And the Oscar for the worst dressed goes to Kristen Stewart. The expression on her face shows exactly how I feel about this dress. I cannot find something right with this dress. The fit is all wrong, and what is with that tulle?
Do not forget to leave a comment and tell me what you think!

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