Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Oscars 2013- Worst Dressed

Wow! This year's Oscars were a hit. However, some of the clothes were not. I will be publishing two post, one about the worst dresses and one about the best dressed. However, for now, I will be going over the worst dressed. There were many awful dresses, these are just the ones that stood out. One thing seems to be true for all of these ladies: they need a tailor!
 First off is Anne Hathaway. I just have one question, "Do you own a bra?" We should now refer to her as Anne Nippleway. Aside from that, the dress was way too young for her. The top of the dress is also cut in a very odd way.
 
Jacki Weaver looks like the evil Ursula herself. The shape is all wrong for her, and the top looks as though she went bare skin.
 
Now with Brandi Glanville's dress, I'm not sure if the top was made for someone else, because it does not fit her. Not to mention the bottom, is that tin-foil? One would assume so. I still cannot get over that ill fitted top, that is practically exposing her boobs.
 
Now I'm not sure what is worse about Heidi Klum's dress: the front or the back. The front shows way too much boob; and the back, well I'm not sure what to say about the back.
 
Helen Hunt did not look as though she was dressed for the Oscars. The dress is all wrinkly, which is a MAJOR fashion no no. She also should of asked for a tailors help, because the bottom needs some professional help.
Fan Bingbing- yet another ill fitted dress. The hemline is too short, and the top is just awkward.
                                               
I think Helena Bonham Cater's fabric on her dress had a brutal fight, and looks as though the ugly won. Not to mention, I think a bird or something of that sort was trapped in her hair and trying to find its way out.
                                                 
Jane Fonda resembles what looks like a lemon. This color is all to wrong for winter, her, or anyone. Oh, and not to mention that awkward sowing line down the middle.
                                                   
Melissa McCarthy- Where do I start? The dress is not flattering at all, the fabric looks cheap, and what is this that random black spot. The hair looks like a flashback to the 80s, but not in a good way.
                                                  
 Halle Berry- now I'm not sure if she was trying to spice up a prison cell uniform, but it did not work.
 
 Kelly Rowland - and it looks like we have another dress that the fabrics had a fight. The dress went in all shorts of directions, and it did not agree with her.
Nancy O'Dell's dress is rather strange with the top layer fabric coming together at the beginning of the slit.
And the Oscar for the worst dressed goes to Kristen Stewart. The expression on her face shows exactly how I feel about this dress. I cannot find something right with this dress. The fit is all wrong, and what is with that tulle?
Do not forget to leave a comment and tell me what you think!

Monday, February 18, 2013

Fall Fashion Week 2013

                 Ladies and gentlemen, I have seen the future of fashion and it is not pretty. This years lines were one of two things: frumpy, not fitted, and looked as though it was men's fashion being worn by women; or fitted and feminine, but boring. Now I'm not saying it was all bad, because there was at least one thing in each line that I loved.
                 The frumpy looked will never be in, no matter what. The clothes were just a few sizes too big. Women need to show off their body, show that they are women. There is no shame in having a body. On the other hand, it is fashion so spice it up! Fashion should not being boring and plan, it needs patterns and diversity.
                  Other thing that always gets me about the runway, is who would actually wear this? Most of the clothes are not wearable. Now I understand if you take the pieces separately, it could work. However, even then some clothes make me question where fashion is going.
                  Now enough with what was wrong with fashion week, and one to what went right!

ANNA SUI- Best of the best when is comes to fashion week. It had great patterns, made for women, and went back to the 60s!
Next on the list is Ralph Lauren, who is one of the greatest fashion designers ever. His line was one of the best, as always.





And now for other pieces that stood out; however, the lines were not the best.




Leave a comment and tell me what you think about Fashion Week 2013!
 

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Grammys- Hit and Misses

                 The Grammys bring lots of different looks. The 2013 Grammys seem to lead the same effect. Lets start off the fashion talk with Katy Perry. Most everyone is saying Ms. Perry's outfit choice was a miss. Although it might have not been Grammys appropriate (with all the dress code rules they have), it was still a stunning custom mint Gucci dress. Just maybe next time, not so much cleavage!
Katy's BFF Rihanna stole the award for best dressed in a custom Alaina
Beyoncé played it safe in Osman jumpsuit. Not her best, but it sure did not make the worst dressed list!
Kelly Rowland wore a stunning Georges Chakra Couture gown; however, it was a little too much see-through. Especially in places that should not be see-through, and I though there was a dress code!
Carrie Underwood rocked it in a Roberto Cavalli dress.
And the winner of the worst dressed goes to: Florence Welch. She seemed to have mistaken the Grammys for some cosplay convention.
Clearly Jennifer Lopez did not get the dress code memo. If the wind were to blow the wrong way her who-ha would have been exposed.
Justin Timberlake *sigh*, every girl's heart melted as he took the red carpet. Boy, did he look handsome!
 
Chrissy Teigen was another on the best dressed list. The model shined in a Joy Cioci gown.
 Nicole Kidman rocked it in a Vera Wang gold gown. Absolutely stunning. It was sophisticated and appropriate, and not to mention beautiful.
Ashanti did not make the best dressed; however, she did make the worst dressed. The fabric patter was all wrong and it looked like something the wicked witch would wear to the Grammys.
Fun. definitely lived up to their now. This trio gets an A-; great suits, just maybe a different tailor.
 
That wraps it up for the 2013 Grammys. There were some more crazy outfits that just did not fit in, and some other beautiful gowns. A lot of people tried to push the Grammys' dress code that probably got them in trouble afterwards.
Please leave a comment below and tell me what you thought about the Grammys! xx Laurainne